Simone’s Summer Camp

What's Inside the 120-Page Camp Playbook

This is not a fluffy workbook with journaling prompts and inspiration quotes. This is a BEHEMOTH packed with actionable, step-by-step guidance meant to be your companion for MONTHS, if not years to come.

1. The "Playdate" Method

This is the CORE of Summer Camp.

My favorite way to get REAL clients on your calendar — fast. Not in some theoretical "maybe someday" way. Like, THIS WEEK.

The concept is simple: instead of endless content creation and hoping the right people find you... you invite people to PLAY with you. A low-barrier, fun way for people to experience your work. I walk you through every step — how to decide what to offer, exactly what to say when you pitch it, how to price it, how to deliver it, and how to turn playdate clients into long-term clients.

No guesswork involved.

2. Scripts and language for everything

Copy-and-paste scripts for your posts and emails (that will still sound like YOU).

Exact language for pitching so you never have "brain freeze" again.

Word-for-word templates for making offers that feel easy in your body and yummy in your soul.

(Sigh of relief. I know.)

3. Content Prompts + List Building + Testimonials

Sexy, subversive content prompts that suck the boring-and-predictable out of your posts.

My funnel-free, stress-free email list-building technique (the one I used to go from $0 to $100K).

And exactly how to get juicy, head-turning testimonials — no more "working with Maria was wonderful and she helped me very much” snoozefests.

4. Dozens of Ways to Find and Connect with Future Clients

My team and I brainstormed every possible way to meet people who are interested in your work — online, offline, without being weird, without DM'ing strangers, without getting kicked out of Facebook groups.

Plus: my secrets on up-selling (how to move people from smaller offers to bigger ones) and how to create quick cash infusions when you want to shake things up.

Oh yeah.

5. Nervous system safety — built into every step

Most programs tell you to "just do it" and "push through the fear." Fuck that.

At Summer Camp, we take nervous system safety VERY seriously. We have built-in resources throughout the entire program for managing your nervous system while being brave in your business. Because:

• Safety happens in the body, not in the mind

• It happens on a visceral level, not a logical level

• You can't think your way into feeling safe

We're going to make sure you're taking new action to get more eyes on your business and make more money... but have all of that be SUPPORTED by having your own nervous system on your side, and growing sustainably from that.

Imagine your body being your ally, as opposed to your nemesis.

This is for you if:

• You're new to this whole business thing. If you haven't started yet, this was literally made for bandaid-ripping. What I teach might be challenging, but I promise you it will be five million times more effective (and time-saving) than setting up a pretty website and creating a content calendar and waiting for clients to arrive.

• You're not a newbie, but you need to shake some shit up. If you're feeling "meh" about your business... if you've lost the sizzle of the honeymoon period... if your relationship with your audience feels more like a "situation-ship" than a relationship... if you can't remember the last time you felt EXCITED about showing up... this is your shot of PROFITABLE DISRUPTION.

• You're pivoting, starting fresh, or trying something new. If you need help deciding between different niches, how to combine different offers, etc., the work we're going to do is going to give you more useful information and momentum than almost anything else you can do. (Especially if your plan was to... think about it some more.)

• You help people for a living — in whatever form that takes. Coaches, healers, consultants, therapists, teachers, tarot readers, psychic mediums, authors, musicians, community builders, psychedelic integration coaches, poet-witches, branding experts, artists, creatives of all kinds... The principles apply exactly the same whether you're doing 1:1 sessions, group programs, readings, classes, or something else entirely.

What you get — the full list

✓ The 120-Page Summer Camp Playbook — meant to be your companion for months, if not years, to come

✓ Sexy + Subversive Content Prompts — the kind I use to get people to stop the scroll

✓ Copy-and-Paste Scripts — for posts, emails, and offers; word for word

✓ The Complete Playdate Method — how to get real clients on your calendar, fast

✓ Pitching Language — exactly what to say to prospective clients so you never have "brain freeze" again

✓ Testimonial Formula — how to get juicy, head-turning testimonials

✓ Funnel-Free List Building — the technique I used to go from $0 to $100K

✓ Dozens of Ideas — for meeting and pitching future clients, online AND in real life

✓ Up-Selling Secrets — how to move people from smaller offers to bigger ones

✓ Cash Infusion Method — for established businesses wanting to shake things up

✓ Nervous System Safety Resources — built into every step, so you can be brave without burning out

✓ Lifetime Access — keep everything forever, implement at your own pace

The live pop-up Facebook group experience is archived, but everything I created is yours to keep.

The playbook alone is so packed, there's no way you could bite off all of it in 2 weeks even if you tried.

That’s by design.

Join us, grab the playbook, and implement at your own pace. Watch that business grow... and grow..

One more thing…

You know that saying — how to get a beach body? Get your body to the beach.

This is the marketing version of that.

How to become booked-out? Book yourself some clients.

I know that might sound like "Umm…. what??"

But the work we do together is a MILLION MILES from shit like:

❌ Hiding behind a screen… and perfecting your strategy for months and months

❌ Throwing spaghetti on the wall and hoping and praying it works

❌ Endlessly posting content, hoping the algorithm gods have mercy on you

❌ Agonizing over a blank screen

We're doing NONE of that.

We take REAL action instead.

The kind that gets you in front of actual humans. The kind that results in actual money in your actual bank account.

In 2 weeks.

It's gonna be fun. And it's going to change your business, and the way you feel about yourself, for good.

On February 17, the price goes up to $750 permanently.

Last chance to enroll at the legacy price.

What more campers have said:

“I’m celebrating: more than tripling my investment in Summer Camp…
Selling out my playdates AND having a waitlist in less than 48 hours.
Multiple clients asking to work with me after the playdate call. What a beautiful and wild ride!”

Jessica A. Soares

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“I managed to help more unique people than I did in the first half of the year… and this is within two weeks! I feel ‘in demand’ for the first time in my biz, and feel safe doing so (!!)”

Nikhi Joshi

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“Summer Camp might have just been the biggest transformation my business has ever seen. With no drama, I swiftly decided to offer mini Astrology readings… and 5 people booked. This is the most action and love my business has ever gotten. I believe I’ve finally connected to the Spirit of my Business.”

Stephanie Wright

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“This summer camp was everything, I’m going home dirty, sweaty and with a rainbow of paint colors smeared on my face and a pep in my step! I have come back home to the spirit of my business and trust myself again.”

Ash Canty