This is a 2-week initiation into an entirely different way of seeing and being.
What you'll walk away with:
Your wealth inventory that reveals strategic resources you didn't even know you had — and the exact plan for deploying them immediately.
An action plan you'll actually want to follow because it's designed around your real life, not some impossible standard.
Business strategies that let you serve your community AND pay yourself well without guilt or compromise.
Your new underground network of co-conspirators who become your biggest supporters, referral partners, and lifelong friends.
Hope that doesn't crumble when you read the news, or have a bad day — the kind with roots deep enough to hold you through anything.
Truth or Dare
Get ready to radically re-attune everything in your life and business to your deepest personal power.
What’s included:
2 ingenious, action-packed workbooks: Pre Game & Game Book (PDF/audio)
5 Q&A call recordings with Simone (including transcripts)
Highlights from the pop-up Facebook group
$250
Practical Allyship
More than theory. More than performativity. Welcome to the real work of allyship.
Get the 2-hour class + Q&A recording + transcript for $45.
Cold Pitch Magic
Master the art of life-changing cold pitches.
Get the 2-hour class + Q&A + transcript for $45.
Simone’s Summer Camp
Stuck in a business rut? This is your ticket to Inspiration City and Cashville!
Bigger results and bigger fun than you’ve ever had.
$100
Non-Abusive Selling
Banish hype, manipulation, gaslighting, pain-point-pushing, scarcity-generating, and all other forms of fuckery from your selling.
Get instant access to this 2-hour workshop for $25.
How to Write Specific Copy
I’ll teach you how to write in a way that makes people go “I feel seen and attacked in my soul and I need to work with you because holy wow no one has ever spoken to my experience this way.”
$25
The Way of the Dragon
I have been asked countless times how I do my own “inner work, or how I apply spiritual technologies to my business-building. This is it.
Students have compared this course to psychedelics. Which I have never taken. But I do the work that’s in this course, so…
$360
Simone’s Slumber Party
Let me teach you everything I know about how to market to the unconscious mind.
This is the ultimate course on marketing, from a former hypnotist’s perspective.
$100
Writing with the Sword
This is where all your copywriting woes come to die.
A 7-Week Course that will turn you into a dangerous fencer of words, who knows how to cut through layers of illusions, fears, and equivocation with one elegant stroke.
$500