Banish hype, manipulation, gaslighting, pain-point-pushing, scarcity-generating, and all other forms of fuckery from your selling…
… and still make bank.
Here’s interesting fun fact….
A zoologist once spent years studying how humans go from strangers to lovers. (Because, you know - essentially, we are all just animals.)
They mapped 12 distinct stages — from first eye contact, to first conversation, to first touch, all the way to... you know.
And here's what they found: You CAN skip stages. BUT… only if both people are into it.
Lock eyes with someone and you both feel it? You might jump straight to making out. Ohhh yeah.
That’s called chemistry, baby.
But all you’ve said is hello and introduced your names - but then they put their hand on your waist? EWWWW!
Get the F away from me, right?
This is exactly why most sales advice feels so gross.
It tells you to create “urgency to act” when you've barely introduced each other. Push pain points when you haven't even earned trust. Ask for the sale when they're still figuring out if they feel safe with you.
It's the selling equivalent of skipping from "first eye contact" to "hand on ass" — and then wondering why people are running away!
Sales should feel good.
Imagine being genuinely into someone — and feeling safe enough to show it.
Paying attention to them, being curious about them, enjoying their company.
Being straightforward - but without being pushy… and feeling confident - but not arrogant.
And — every step of the way, knowing that they’re leaning in closer to you, just as much as you are leaning toward them.
Feels yummy, doesn’t it?
That's what selling gets to feel like.
And I’ll show you how to get there.
I’ve created 10+ million dollars in sales in 5 years… but I wasn’t born knowing how to do this.
In fact, I’m a sensitive flower who has always identified more as creative and a philosopher than anything business-y. (For the astrologically inclined — I have FOUR planets in Pisces!!!
But I knew I had something really cool to offer the world. So I had to figure out how to make sales work for my brain - and value system.
And this is everything I wish I knew about sales when I was starting out.
What you learn inside the class:
The difference between HOT (but safe) energy vs. PUSHY energy (this alone solves 90% of selling problems)
Why “trying to not be sales-y”…. actually creates more unsafety
How “non-offer offers” (I’ll teach you what that means) repel the people who want to buy
What ethical leadership actually looks like in sales conversations
How to make it genuinely safe for someone to say no (without this, there is no real safety in the sales conversation!)
The little-known thing that kills trust… and creates trust.
And yes — we talk about sex.
A lot.
I’m not sorry — the analogy works!
This class is for you:
You want the sales, yes… but consent, integrity, and emotional safety are non-negotiable to you
You don’t want to turn into a sociopath… just to survive capitalism
You’ve tried the “believe in yourself and they will come” approach… and it didn’t work
You want to lead powerfully without ever being abusive
You want sales to feel like you… AND actually bring in money.
The price of this workshop goes from $25 → $97 on Monday, February 16th at 11:59pm ET
**I don’t do flash sales or limited-time discounts. I generally don’t fuck around with pricing. I've charged $25 for this since day one. This is a one-time, permanent price increase — and if you've been in my world for a while, you know that's real.
What students say:
What you also get in the class…
(1) The “10 Commandments of Selling” that I live by and swear by.
Maybe you’ve been taught that selling is about having the right script. Identifying the right ideal client avatar. Overcoming objections. Pushing past the "no" to get to the "yes."
Or maybe you've been taught the “softer” version: know your worth, believe in your offer, put yourself out there… and the sales will come.
Neither works.
Let me teach you the 10 commandments I actually sell by — the principles behind nearly $15 million in sales without manipulation, scripts, or hoping and praying my way into results.
“Holy smokes” breakthroughs guaranteed. Multiple ones.
(2) How to create ethical urgency - without scarcity, pain points, or pressure
Guess what? Urgency does matter.
If someone could genuinely benefit from your offer, you want them to start taking action TODAY. Not “someday.” Not “when I have all my ducks in a row.”
But if you’re anything like me, everything you've been taught about creating urgency probably feels totally gross. Timers that count down to an artificial deadline…. "Only 3 spots left" when there are actually infinite spots left… Making people feel desperate and insecure until they finally give into fear and buy.
Let’s be real. This shit works — on some people, sometimes. But it also burns trust, attracts panicked buyers, and makes you hate your business.
There's another way to create urgency. One that has people reaching for their credit cards because they truly feel SAFE with you, and genuinely WANT their lives to change TODAY — not because you scared them into it.
I'll show you exactly how to do it.
(3) How to sell like YOU
Ah, this one is so close to my heart.
You've probably tried on other people's approaches. There’s the sales guru who's super direct — and always closing like a MOFO.
There’s the spiritual biz owner who never "sells" and just “lets people come to her”.
The one with the launches orchestrated like a military campaign — planned down to the tiniest detail and executed with utmost discipline.
Even when it “makes sense” on paper, someone else’s approach isn’t what will necessarily work for you.
The good news? There IS a way of selling that fits YOU — your personality, your neurodivergence, your quirks, your energy flow, your rhythm. And when you find it, that’s when the stuckness disappears… and sales just feel like an extension of being yourself.
I'll help you find yours.
I promise you…
You don’t need to be louder or more extraverted.
You don’t need to be slicker or more "professionally polished.”
And most importantly, you don’t need to sell your soul and turn into yourself into a good soldier of extractive capitalism to make a good living doing what you love.
Create. Lead. Take up space.
And make money selling things that put your ancestor-given gifts to use, and genuinely makes the world a better place.
In two hours, I’ll teach you how to do that without abusing anyone.
The price of this workshop goes from $25 → $97 on Monday, February 16th at 11:59pm ET